(Once again my friends and countrymen
Lend us your ears and eyes
The Showstopper is stupid fresh
When will you be satisfied?)
Yo, bust it Sandy D.
Yo, whats up?
Have you ever been to jams when people just stand
And they pay to come in, and they dont even dance?
Theyre so uncouth they think theyre cute
Am I lying? No, its the truth
Right now Im gonna show you how its supposed to be
Cuz we, the Salt and Pepa MCs
Will chance the circumstance rocks your pants
My fans, this is called the jam
Sandy...What?...Sandy...What?
Sandy, well be breaking hearts, ya know
Thats true, its all about money though
But Douglas and Richie wont like it (So?)
Come on then, lets stop the show
Yo, this beat is stupid fresh
Huh, yeah, you know it, cold dissed Doug Fresh
Top choice, of course, the rest is soft
Set it off, do it Set it off, do it
Set it off, do it Set it off, do it
Listen now, I aint down to rap
Are you serious? Just like a heart attack
Come on now, Cher! I dont want to
Get on now, Cher! Do I have to? Yeah!
Well I really dont have too much to say
Yo, then heres my story anyway
Its just a little somethin too hot to be missed, girl
I was going downtown (??), serious
Cher took the train home from work
Pissed off because of a stain on my shirt
The train made a stop (Where?) Two hundred and five
And a little soft guy walked inside
He wore plastic Ballys and a booty Gucci suit
Cracked a little smile and showed a fake gold tooth
Was he cute? Negative, he was a dupe
Instead of Polo he wore ??
La-di-da-di What?
La-di-da-di Uh-huh, word to mother
The boy was rude, I didnt approve
He tried to make a move I said, "Stop it, dude!"
I started to cuss and began to swear
He said, "Listen girl, I like the way you comb your hair
And I like the stylish clothes you wear
Is there something that I can do
To show how much I really care?
Like when Im all alone with you
My heart just skips a beat or two
And you put that fire inside of me
That shows its more than just a dream
And I like it, and I like it"
I said, "Please, dont get excited!"
Dont you know Im too young for you, mister?
Sally from the Valley - shes my sister
And that lady you dissed - that was my mother
You hurt two of my family, you wont get another
He tried to deny it, said it was a lie
He wanted to explain, explain to me why
I said, "Dont bother, theres really no need
Sally died when she hit the concrete"
He said, "Come on, youre puttin me on"
As I got up to walk he sang this song:
"Oh, baby please dont go
What must I do to show
The way I feel for you, girl
Is going to be real?
But in reality, I know well never be
Cuz youre still walking away from me"
A dis, a dis
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